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Amsterdam, with its canals, bicycles, and vibrant culture, is a city that captivates visitors. However, beyond the iconic images lies a unique and sometimes quirky reality. Here are some insider tips to help you navigate the city like a local.

  1. **Embrace the Tram System:** Purchase a tram pass at Amsterdam Centraal Station and explore the city with ease. While you might initially misdirect yourself, the frequent tram service makes navigating the city a breeze.
  2. **Skip the Pre-Rolled Joints:** Instead of purchasing overpriced pre-rolled joints, invest in a bag of your preferred strain and learn to roll your own. This not only saves you money but also allows you to experiment with different strains and enjoy the process.
  3. **Go in Summer:** Forget the romanticised images of winter in Amsterdam. While charming, the cold and rainy weather can dampen your spirits. Embrace the vibrant energy of summer with sunshine, blooming flowers, and a plethora of outdoor activities.
  4. **Be Super Alert:** Amsterdam’s traffic can be chaotic, with mopeds weaving through pedestrians and cars seemingly oblivious to the rules of the road. Be alert and exercise caution when navigating the city’s streets.
  5. **Explore Beyond the Tourist Traps:** While the city centre offers plenty to see, venture beyond the crowded tourist areas. Explore the charming neighbourhoods further afield, discover hidden gems, and enjoy a more authentic Amsterdam experience.
  6. **Embrace the Unexpected:** Getting lost in Amsterdam can be a rewarding experience. Wander down unfamiliar streets, stumble upon hidden canals, and discover unique shops and cafes.
  7. **Don’t Expect Warm Welcomes from Every Local:** Amsterdammers can sometimes appear aloof or even unfriendly. This may simply be a cultural difference, but don’t let it deter you from enjoying your visit.
  8. **Meat Lovers Beware:** While Amsterdam offers a variety of culinary experiences, meat lovers might find themselves disappointed. The city leans heavily towards vegetarian and vegan options, with meat dishes often limited and expensive.
  9. **Skip the Sex Museum:** The infamous sex museum is largely a tourist trap. Avoid the crowds and the underwhelming experience.
  10. **Embrace the Red Light District:** While not everyone’s cup of tea, the Red Light District is a unique and fascinating part of Amsterdam. Take a respectful stroll through the area and observe the unique atmosphere.
  11. **Relax in the Parks:** Amsterdam boasts numerous beautiful parks and squares. Take time to relax amidst the greenery, enjoy the tranquillity, and soak in the city’s atmosphere.
  12. **Embrace the “Pissoirs”:** Amsterdam’s unique public urinals, known as “pissoirs,” offer a convenient and hygienic alternative to searching for public restrooms.
  13. **Embrace the Unexpected:** Amsterdam is a city of surprises. Be open to unexpected encounters, embrace the quirks, and allow yourself to be captivated by the city’s unique charm.

I could go on forever, but discovering the bonkers (yet genius) way this beautiful Dutch city functions is half the fun of being here! I’d advise visiting for more than a weekend though, as many of my friends fail to see Amsterdam’s charm in such a short period of time. Leave questions in the comments and I’ll answer what I can, but every time I visit I feel like I’m learning this city from scratch!

KCS 2019

KCS 2019

JoeJoe15 January 2025

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